{"id":2185,"date":"2016-11-02T12:25:41","date_gmt":"2016-11-02T19:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2185"},"modified":"2016-11-07T14:12:17","modified_gmt":"2016-11-07T22:12:17","slug":"161102","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/11\/02\/161102\/","title":{"rendered":"161102"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/161102.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>161102<br \/>\nPreventing Trumpageddon<\/p>\n<p>Though one week away<br \/>\nI&#8217;m voting today<br \/>\nI just got to say<br \/>\nThe Jizztrumpet is a racist, sexist, misogynistic,<br \/>\nhomophobic, xenophobic, islamaphobic, tiny fingered,<br \/>\nCheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon who wants<br \/>\nyou to pay his taxes for him so he can build a<br \/>\nwall that Mexico will not pay for and gain<br \/>\naccess to the nuclear codes while he&#8217;s<br \/>\ngrabbing a pussy with one hand and jerking<br \/>\noff Putin with the other<br \/>\nTo prevent doomsday<br \/>\nPlease do not delay<br \/>\nGo vote the right way<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"161102 Preventing Trumpageddon Though one week away I\\'m voting today I just got to say The Jizztrumpet is a racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, islamaphobic, tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon who wants you to pay his taxes for him so he can build a wall that Mexico will not pay for and gain access to the nuclear codes while he\\'s grabbing a pussy with one hand and jerking off Putin with the other To prevent doomsday Please do not delay Go vote the right way\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>161102 Preventing Trumpageddon Though one week away I&#8217;m voting today I just got to say The Jizztrumpet is a racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, islamaphobic, tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon who wants you to pay his taxes for him so he can build a wall that Mexico will not pay for and gain access &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/11\/02\/161102\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">161102<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,92,16,43,71,86],"class_list":["post-2185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-racism","tag-religion","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2185"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2185"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2186,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2185\/revisions\/2186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}