{"id":218,"date":"2013-03-28T13:35:31","date_gmt":"2013-03-28T20:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=218"},"modified":"2016-04-28T21:50:17","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T04:50:17","slug":"0328","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/03\/28\/0328\/","title":{"rendered":"0328"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/032013\/0328.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0328<br \/>\nHis breath was shitty<\/p>\n<p>There was a guy from New York City<br \/>\nHe wasn&#8217;t smart, sexy, or witty<br \/>\nBut ain&#8217;t this a bitch<br \/>\nHe was filthy rich<br \/>\nAnd always had girls that were pretty<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0328 His breath was shitty There was a guy from New York City He wasn\\'t smart, sexy, or witty But ain\\'t this a bitch He was filthy rich And always had girls that were pretty\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0328 His breath was shitty There was a guy from New York City He wasn&#8217;t smart, sexy, or witty But ain&#8217;t this a bitch He was filthy rich And always had girls that were pretty<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[65],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-boobies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":936,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}