{"id":2142,"date":"2016-03-28T16:37:25","date_gmt":"2016-03-28T23:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2142"},"modified":"2016-10-04T16:39:02","modified_gmt":"2016-10-04T23:39:02","slug":"160328","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/03\/28\/160328\/","title":{"rendered":"160328"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160328.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160328<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s one pernicious pooch<\/p>\n<p>I love Raven with all my heart<br \/>\nUntil she rips a noxious fart<br \/>\nIt melts my face; it curls my hair<br \/>\nIt grosses out poor Brownie Bear<br \/>\nWhat does she eat? Is it the grass?<br \/>\nWhat festers in that evil ass?<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve gone from love to really hates<br \/>\nThe dog that always flatulates<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160328 She\\'s one pernicious pooch I love Raven with all my heart Until she rips a noxious fart It melts my face; it curls my hair It grosses out poor Brownie Bear What does she eat? Is it the grass? What festers in that evil ass? I\\'ve gone from love to really hates The dog that always flatulates\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160328 She&#8217;s one pernicious pooch I love Raven with all my heart Until she rips a noxious fart It melts my face; it curls my hair It grosses out poor Brownie Bear What does she eat? Is it the grass? What festers in that evil ass? I&#8217;ve gone from love to really hates The dog &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/03\/28\/160328\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160328<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,13,84,9],"class_list":["post-2142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-fart","tag-hair","tag-raven"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2143,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2142\/revisions\/2143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}