{"id":2138,"date":"2016-03-23T16:35:17","date_gmt":"2016-03-23T23:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2138"},"modified":"2016-10-04T16:36:18","modified_gmt":"2016-10-04T23:36:18","slug":"160323","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/03\/23\/160323\/","title":{"rendered":"160323"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160323.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160323<br \/>\nTheir neighbors want to move to Venice<\/p>\n<p>There once was a woman from Ennis<br \/>\nWho married a farmer named Dennis<br \/>\nThey raised lambs and sows<br \/>\nGoats, chickens and cows<br \/>\nThe smell was a real fucking menace<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160323 Their neighbors want to move to Venice There once was a woman from Ennis Who married a farmer named Dennis They raised lambs and sows Goats, chickens and cows The smell was a real fucking menace\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160323 Their neighbors want to move to Venice There once was a woman from Ennis Who married a farmer named Dennis They raised lambs and sows Goats, chickens and cows The smell was a real fucking menace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-2138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2139,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138\/revisions\/2139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}