{"id":2134,"date":"2016-03-18T15:27:12","date_gmt":"2016-03-18T22:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2134"},"modified":"2016-10-04T16:33:16","modified_gmt":"2016-10-04T23:33:16","slug":"160318","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/03\/18\/160318\/","title":{"rendered":"160318"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160318.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160318<br \/>\nI drew a bath<\/p>\n<p>If you have had a brutal day<br \/>\nA bath might make it go away<br \/>\nSo light candles and fill the tub<br \/>\nThen give your feet a loofah scrub<br \/>\nYou do not have to remove dirt<br \/>\nAnd Champagne surely wouldn&#8217;t hurt<br \/>\nTo calm your inner psychopath<br \/>\nTurn off the world &#8211; turn on your bath<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160318 I drew a bath If you have had a brutal day A bath might make it go away So light candles and fill the tub Then give your feet a loofah scrub You do not have to remove dirt And Champagne surely wouldn\\'t hurt To calm your inner psychopath Turn off the world - turn on your bath\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160318 I drew a bath If you have had a brutal day A bath might make it go away So light candles and fill the tub Then give your feet a loofah scrub You do not have to remove dirt And Champagne surely wouldn&#8217;t hurt To calm your inner psychopath Turn off the world &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/03\/18\/160318\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160318<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,68],"class_list":["post-2134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-drinking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2135,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134\/revisions\/2135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}