{"id":2122,"date":"2016-03-04T15:14:21","date_gmt":"2016-03-04T23:14:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2122"},"modified":"2016-11-07T14:16:28","modified_gmt":"2016-11-07T22:16:28","slug":"160304","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/03\/04\/160304\/","title":{"rendered":"160304"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160304.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160304<br \/>\nHis hands do look small<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s analyze last night&#8217;s debate<br \/>\nBy candidates I love to hate<br \/>\nThey gave us more hyperbole<br \/>\nA booger eaten on TV<br \/>\nThe next thing really made me sick<br \/>\nWe got to hear about Trump&#8217;s dick<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know why he&#8217;s in first place<br \/>\nI want to move to outer space<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160304 His hands do look small Let\\'s analyze last night\\'s debate By candidates I love to hate They gave us more hyperbole A booger eaten on TV The next thing really made me sick We got to hear about Trump\\'s dick I don\\'t know why he\\'s in first place I want to move to outer space\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160304 His hands do look small Let&#8217;s analyze last night&#8217;s debate By candidates I love to hate They gave us more hyperbole A booger eaten on TV The next thing really made me sick We got to hear about Trump&#8217;s dick I don&#8217;t know why he&#8217;s in first place I want to move to outer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/03\/04\/160304\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160304<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,66,78,92,16],"class_list":["post-2122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-dick","tag-flags","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2123,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122\/revisions\/2123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}