{"id":2112,"date":"2016-02-24T15:00:06","date_gmt":"2016-02-24T23:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2112"},"modified":"2016-11-07T14:16:40","modified_gmt":"2016-11-07T22:16:40","slug":"160224","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/02\/24\/160224\/","title":{"rendered":"160224"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160224.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160224<br \/>\nMaybe I&#8217;ll go back to prayer<\/p>\n<p>First you take a billionaire<br \/>\nMake sure he has awful hair<br \/>\nAnd devoid of savoir faire<br \/>\nPander so he gets on air<br \/>\nSpews out venom everywhere<br \/>\nPolicies are hate and scare<br \/>\nPlays to dumb crowds with fanfare<br \/>\nWelcome to our Trump nightmare<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160224 Maybe I\\'ll go back to prayer First you take a billionaire Make sure he has awful hair And devoid of savoir faire Pander so he gets on air Spews out venom everywhere Policies are hate and scare Plays to dumb crowds with fanfare Welcome to our Trump nightmare\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160224 Maybe I&#8217;ll go back to prayer First you take a billionaire Make sure he has awful hair And devoid of savoir faire Pander so he gets on air Spews out venom everywhere Policies are hate and scare Plays to dumb crowds with fanfare Welcome to our Trump nightmare<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,84,92,16,79],"class_list":["post-2112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-hair","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2112"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2112"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2116,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2112\/revisions\/2116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}