{"id":2106,"date":"2016-02-17T11:05:52","date_gmt":"2016-02-17T19:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2106"},"modified":"2021-06-17T02:49:52","modified_gmt":"2021-06-17T09:49:52","slug":"160217","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/02\/17\/160217\/","title":{"rendered":"160217"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160217.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160217<br \/>\nAll aboard!<\/p>\n<p>We passed through Limerick on vacation<br \/>\nAnd saw a man at the train station<br \/>\nHis pants on the ground<br \/>\nA crowd gathered &#8217;round<br \/>\nAnd witnessed his wild masturbation<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160217 All aboard! We passed through Limerick on vacation And saw a man at the train station His pants on the ground A crowd gathered \\'round And witnessed his wild masturbation\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160217 All aboard! We passed through Limerick on vacation And saw a man at the train station His pants on the ground A crowd gathered &#8217;round And witnessed his wild masturbation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[66,29,56,41,127],"class_list":["post-2106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-dick","tag-ireland","tag-trains","tag-vacation","tag-wank"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2106"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2107,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106\/revisions\/2107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}