{"id":21,"date":"2013-01-04T23:26:32","date_gmt":"2013-01-04T23:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=21"},"modified":"2016-05-07T11:37:56","modified_gmt":"2016-05-07T18:37:56","slug":"0104","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/01\/04\/0104\/","title":{"rendered":"0104"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/012013\/0104.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0104<br \/>\nYou suck!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Friday, and I&#8217;m sick, yet I&#8217;m here at work<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s not much to do, and I want to leave here<br \/>\nInevitably someone acts like a jerk<br \/>\nLast minute orders; I want to disappear.<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0104 You suck! It\\'s Friday, and I\\'m sick, yet I\\'m here at work There\\'s not much to do, and I want to leave here Inevitably someone acts like a jerk Last minute orders; I want to disappear.\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0104 You suck! It&#8217;s Friday, and I&#8217;m sick, yet I&#8217;m here at work There&#8217;s not much to do, and I want to leave here Inevitably someone acts like a jerk Last minute orders; I want to disappear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[73,15],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-sick","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":587,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions\/587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}