{"id":2093,"date":"2016-02-05T10:53:12","date_gmt":"2016-02-05T18:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2093"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:37:40","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:37:40","slug":"160205","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/02\/05\/160205\/","title":{"rendered":"160205"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160205.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160205<br \/>\nI like cats<\/p>\n<p>Horses and cats play on Sunday<br \/>\nThe cats will purr; horses will neigh<br \/>\nUnless you&#8217;re huge into pigskin<br \/>\nYou likely won&#8217;t care who will win<br \/>\nSo here&#8217;s a way to have some fun<br \/>\nUntil the final play is done<br \/>\nMake sure to keep your glasses filled<br \/>\nWith alcohol that&#8217;s fairly chilled<br \/>\nThen have a sip at every snap<br \/>\nYou will soon take a well earned nap<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll join the drunken hall of fame<br \/>\nAnd won&#8217;t care who has won the game<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160205 I like cats Horses and cats play on Sunday The cats will purr; horses will neigh Unless you\\'re huge into pigskin You likely won\\'t care who will win So here\\'s a way to have some fun Until the final play is done Make sure to keep your glasses filled With alcohol that\\'s fairly chilled Then have a sip at every snap You will soon take a well earned nap You\\'ll join the drunken hall of fame And won\\'t care who has won the game\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160205 I like cats Horses and cats play on Sunday The cats will purr; horses will neigh Unless you&#8217;re huge into pigskin You likely won&#8217;t care who will win So here&#8217;s a way to have some fun Until the final play is done Make sure to keep your glasses filled With alcohol that&#8217;s fairly chilled &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/02\/05\/160205\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160205<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[68,63,89,12],"class_list":["post-2093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-drinking","tag-football","tag-horses","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2093"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2093"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2103,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2093\/revisions\/2103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}