{"id":2064,"date":"2016-01-06T10:13:09","date_gmt":"2016-01-06T18:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2064"},"modified":"2016-10-04T10:14:13","modified_gmt":"2016-10-04T17:14:13","slug":"160106","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/01\/06\/160106\/","title":{"rendered":"160106"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160106.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160106<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s colder than cold? Ice cold!<\/p>\n<p>Just cold water in the shower<br \/>\nMakes sure that my mood is sour<br \/>\nDrinking hot tea by the liter<br \/>\nGotta fix the water heater<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160106 What\\'s colder than cold? Ice cold! Just cold water in the shower Makes sure that my mood is sour Drinking hot tea by the liter Gotta fix the water heater\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160106 What&#8217;s colder than cold? Ice cold! Just cold water in the shower Makes sure that my mood is sour Drinking hot tea by the liter Gotta fix the water heater<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,72,87],"class_list":["post-2064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-home","tag-tea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2064"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2065,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064\/revisions\/2065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}