{"id":2058,"date":"2015-12-30T09:48:06","date_gmt":"2015-12-30T17:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2058"},"modified":"2019-10-11T04:03:27","modified_gmt":"2019-10-11T11:03:27","slug":"151230","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/12\/30\/151230\/","title":{"rendered":"151230"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/151230.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>151230<br \/>\nSo long 2015!<\/p>\n<p>2016 is almost here<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s time to look back on the year<br \/>\nIn Paris there were two attacks<br \/>\nWhite lives don&#8217;t matter less than blacks<br \/>\nISIS proceeds to terrorize<br \/>\nAnd mass shootings are on the rise<br \/>\nAnother Bush; Trump wants a wall<br \/>\nThe Right has no one good at all<br \/>\nGlad Star Wars fans around the block<br \/>\nSad Star Trek fans lost Mr. Spock<br \/>\nAustralia was a lot of fun<br \/>\nThen Jean and I toured Hobbiton<br \/>\nLater we lost Eugene and Lou<br \/>\nBut now there&#8217;s one more thing to do<br \/>\nSo raise your glass and give a cheer<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s time to say, &#8220;Happy New Year!&#8221;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"151230 So long 2015! 2016 is almost here It\\'s time to look back on the year In Paris there were two attacks White lives don\\'t matter less than blacks ISIS proceeds to terrorize And mass shootings are on the rise Another Bush; Trump wants a wall The Right has no one good at all Glad Star Wars fans around the block Sad Star Trek fans lost Mr. Spock Australia was a lot of fun Then Jean and I toured Hobbiton Later we lost Eugene and Lou But now there\\'s one more thing to do So raise your glass and give a cheer It\\'s time to say, \\\"Happy New Year!\\\"\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>151230 So long 2015! 2016 is almost here It&#8217;s time to look back on the year In Paris there were two attacks White lives don&#8217;t matter less than blacks ISIS proceeds to terrorize And mass shootings are on the rise Another Bush; Trump wants a wall The Right has no one good at all Glad &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/12\/30\/151230\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">151230<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47,18,68,33,52,36,60,39,7,92,34,85,16,43,112,22,76],"class_list":["post-2058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-calendars","tag-celebrities","tag-drinking","tag-eulogy","tag-europe","tag-family","tag-guns","tag-holidays","tag-jean","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-movies","tag-oz-nz","tag-politics","tag-racism","tag-star-trek","tag-star-wars","tag-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2059,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058\/revisions\/2059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}