{"id":2031,"date":"2016-10-03T16:56:34","date_gmt":"2016-10-03T23:56:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2031"},"modified":"2016-10-19T16:40:52","modified_gmt":"2016-10-19T23:40:52","slug":"161003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/10\/03\/161003\/","title":{"rendered":"161003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/161003.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>161003<br \/>\nSave the tatas!<\/p>\n<p>October is all about boobies<br \/>\nTo men, they&#8217;re as precious as rubies<br \/>\nIn all the small towns and big cities<br \/>\nWe have to take care of the titties<br \/>\nAll hipsters and hippies and yuppies<br \/>\nShould protect these prized sweater puppies<br \/>\nFrom knockers and jugs to small bug bites<br \/>\nMake sure that you inspect your headlights<br \/>\nAwareness and funding&#8217;s the answer<br \/>\nTo finding a cure for breast cancer<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"161003 Save the tatas! October is all about boobies To men, they\\'re as precious as rubies In all the small towns and big cities We have to take care of the titties All hipsters and hippies and yuppies Should protect these prized sweater puppies From knockers and jugs to small bug bites Make sure that you inspect your headlights Awareness and funding\\'s the answer To finding a cure for breast cancer\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>161003 Save the tatas! October is all about boobies To men, they&#8217;re as precious as rubies In all the small towns and big cities We have to take care of the titties All hipsters and hippies and yuppies Should protect these prized sweater puppies From knockers and jugs to small bug bites Make sure that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/10\/03\/161003\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">161003<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,91],"class_list":["post-2031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-cancer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2031"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2031"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2032,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2031\/revisions\/2032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}