{"id":2023,"date":"2016-09-26T15:07:09","date_gmt":"2016-09-26T22:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2023"},"modified":"2016-11-07T14:13:20","modified_gmt":"2016-11-07T22:13:20","slug":"160926","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/09\/26\/160926\/","title":{"rendered":"160926"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160926.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160926<br \/>\nI&#8217;m a master debater<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time to watch the first debate<br \/>\nNBC&#8217;s Holt will moderate<br \/>\nClinton and Trump do not equate<br \/>\nHer plan is to perpetuate<br \/>\nObama&#8217;s years that end at eight<br \/>\nWhile Jizztrumpet embraces hate<br \/>\nHe thinks the US isn&#8217;t great<br \/>\nBrown people he&#8217;d incarcerate<br \/>\nOr even worse &#8211; forced emigrate<br \/>\nThese views should make voters irate<br \/>\nBut they will just self-medicate<br \/>\nAnd experts will prognosticate<br \/>\nWhile sycophants congratulate<br \/>\nEach presidential candidate<br \/>\nI hope tonight will motivate<br \/>\nUndecideds who chose to wait<br \/>\nTo see these two deliberate<br \/>\nThe stakes I cannot understate<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s time to guard the whole world&#8217;s fate<br \/>\nPlease register, it&#8217;s not too late<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160926 I\\'m a master debater It\\'s time to watch the first debate NBC\\'s Holt will moderate Clinton and Trump do not equate Her plan is to perpetuate Obama\\'s years that end at eight While Jizztrumpet embraces hate He thinks the US isn\\'t great Brown people he\\'d incarcerate Or even worse - forced emigrate These views should make voters irate But they will just self-medicate And experts will prognosticate While sycophants congratulate Each presidential candidate I hope tonight will motivate Undecideds who chose to wait To see these two deliberate The stakes I cannot understate There\\'s time to guard the whole world\\'s fate Please register, it\\'s not too late\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160926 I&#8217;m a master debater It&#8217;s time to watch the first debate NBC&#8217;s Holt will moderate Clinton and Trump do not equate Her plan is to perpetuate Obama&#8217;s years that end at eight While Jizztrumpet embraces hate He thinks the US isn&#8217;t great Brown people he&#8217;d incarcerate Or even worse &#8211; forced emigrate These views &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/09\/26\/160926\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160926<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,92,75,16,43,12],"class_list":["post-2023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-news","tag-politics","tag-racism","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2023"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2023"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2024,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2023\/revisions\/2024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}