{"id":1999,"date":"2015-11-09T15:18:14","date_gmt":"2015-11-09T23:18:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1999"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:08:13","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:08:13","slug":"151109","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/11\/09\/151109\/","title":{"rendered":"151109"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/151109.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>151109<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s no war on Christmas<\/p>\n<p>Excessive fuss for a red cup<br \/>\nThose noisemakers should just shut up<br \/>\nWhen it&#8217;s a solo filled with beer<br \/>\nThere are no gripes &#8217;bout Christmas cheer<br \/>\nThey whine and moan; it&#8217;s so misplaced<br \/>\nThat energy is such a waste<br \/>\nThey worry &#8217;bout coffee that&#8217;s spiced<br \/>\nWhen they don&#8217;t ever act like Christ<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"151109 There\\'s no war on Christmas Excessive fuss for a red cup Those noisemakers should just shut up When it\\'s a solo filled with beer There are no gripes \\'bout Christmas cheer They whine and moan; it\\'s so misplaced That energy is such a waste They worry \\'bout coffee that\\'s spiced When they don\\'t ever act like Christ\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>151109 There&#8217;s no war on Christmas Excessive fuss for a red cup Those noisemakers should just shut up When it&#8217;s a solo filled with beer There are no gripes &#8217;bout Christmas cheer They whine and moan; it&#8217;s so misplaced That energy is such a waste They worry &#8217;bout coffee that&#8217;s spiced When they don&#8217;t ever &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/11\/09\/151109\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">151109<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59,90,39,71,14],"class_list":["post-1999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-beer","tag-colors","tag-holidays","tag-religion","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1999"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1999"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2000,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1999\/revisions\/2000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}