{"id":1996,"date":"2015-11-06T15:16:32","date_gmt":"2015-11-06T23:16:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1996"},"modified":"2022-01-05T09:02:13","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T17:02:13","slug":"151106","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/11\/06\/151106\/","title":{"rendered":"151106"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/151106.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>151106<br \/>\nHappy or hungry?<\/p>\n<p>You seem excited to see me<br \/>\nDo you need food or want to pee?<br \/>\nPerhaps you thought that we were dead<br \/>\nAnd worried how you would get fed<br \/>\nHow did you spend your time today?<br \/>\nDid you destroy or did you play?<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s no debris, so I conclude<br \/>\nThat I will give you some wet food<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"151106 Happy or hungry? You seem excited to see me Do you need food or want to pee? Perhaps you thought that we were dead And worried how you would get fed How did you spend your time today? Did you destroy or did you play? There\\'s no debris, so I conclude That I will give you some wet food\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>151106 Happy or hungry? You seem excited to see me Do you need food or want to pee? Perhaps you thought that we were dead And worried how you would get fed How did you spend your time today? Did you destroy or did you play? There&#8217;s no debris, so I conclude That I will &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/11\/06\/151106\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">151106<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,53,130,109],"class_list":["post-1996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-food","tag-pee","tag-thought"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1996"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1997,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996\/revisions\/1997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}