{"id":1988,"date":"2016-09-21T10:47:51","date_gmt":"2016-09-21T17:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1988"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:21:51","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:21:51","slug":"160921","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/09\/21\/160921\/","title":{"rendered":"160921"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160921.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160921<br \/>\nSkittles are tasty<br \/>\nTrump is tasteless<\/p>\n<p>Trump spews hate through cryptic riddles<br \/>\nHumans are not bowls of skittles<br \/>\nWhile his children expel toxin<br \/>\nOnto kids driven like oxen<br \/>\nWe should recognize this villain<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t be cured with penicillin<br \/>\nVoting is the only answer<br \/>\nTo prevent this orange cancer<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160921 Skittles are tasty Trump is tasteless Trump spews hate through cryptic riddles Humans are not bowls of skittles While his children expel toxin Onto kids driven like oxen We should recognize this villain Can\\'t be cured with penicillin Voting is the only answer To prevent this orange cancer\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160921 Skittles are tasty Trump is tasteless Trump spews hate through cryptic riddles Humans are not bowls of skittles While his children expel toxin Onto kids driven like oxen We should recognize this villain Can&#8217;t be cured with penicillin Voting is the only answer To prevent this orange cancer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,90,53,92,16,43],"class_list":["post-1988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-colors","tag-food","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-racism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1989,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions\/1989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}