{"id":1957,"date":"2016-08-24T14:53:02","date_gmt":"2016-08-24T21:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1957"},"modified":"2016-08-24T14:53:02","modified_gmt":"2016-08-24T21:53:02","slug":"160824","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/08\/24\/160824\/","title":{"rendered":"160824"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160824.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160824<br \/>\nShare my stupid shit too!<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m done, &#8217;cause no one cares<br \/>\nThis poem won&#8217;t get any shares<br \/>\nI rarely get likes, laughs or hearts<br \/>\nUnless it&#8217;s about shits and farts<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know what I have to do<br \/>\nTo get an interact from you<br \/>\nIf we don&#8217;t change this dismal trend<br \/>\nThis Facebook page will see its end<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160824 Share my stupid shit too! I think I\\'m done, \\'cause no one cares This poem won\\'t get any shares I rarely get likes, laughs or hearts Unless it\\'s about shits and farts I don\\'t know what I have to do To get an interact from you If we don\\'t change this dismal trend This Facebook page will see its end\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160824 Share my stupid shit too! I think I&#8217;m done, &#8217;cause no one cares This poem won&#8217;t get any shares I rarely get likes, laughs or hearts Unless it&#8217;s about shits and farts I don&#8217;t know what I have to do To get an interact from you If we don&#8217;t change this dismal trend This &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/08\/24\/160824\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160824<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[82,13,17,81,80],"class_list":["post-1957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-drawings","tag-fart","tag-poo","tag-rhymes","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1957"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1957"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1957\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1958,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1957\/revisions\/1958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}