{"id":1955,"date":"2015-10-30T15:50:53","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T22:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1955"},"modified":"2016-08-23T15:52:34","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T22:52:34","slug":"151030","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/10\/30\/151030\/","title":{"rendered":"151030"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/151030.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>151030<br \/>\nHappy Halloween Eve!<\/p>\n<p>I am a pope, and Jean&#8217;s a nun<br \/>\nBrownie&#8217;s a cop without a gun<br \/>\nRaven&#8217;s a freaking astronaut<br \/>\nLinc isn&#8217;t cool with what he&#8217;s got<br \/>\nWe may not have scary costumes<br \/>\nBut as the kids ride witches brooms<br \/>\nTo our front door to get their treat<br \/>\nOur neighbors must accept defeat<br \/>\nWe have the best house on the block<br \/>\nAnd Charlie Brown still got a rock<\/p>\n<button class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\" data-rvtts-action=\"speak\" data-rvtts-text=\"151030 Happy Halloween Eve! 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I am a pope, and Jean&#8217;s a nun Brownie&#8217;s a cop without a gun Raven&#8217;s a freaking astronaut Linc isn&#8217;t cool with what he&#8217;s got We may not have scary costumes But as the kids ride witches brooms To our front door to get their treat Our neighbors must accept defeat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/10\/30\/151030\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">151030<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,62,39,7,8,21,9],"class_list":["post-1955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-halloween","tag-holidays","tag-jean","tag-linc","tag-pope","tag-raven"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1955"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1956,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955\/revisions\/1956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}