{"id":1955,"date":"2015-10-30T15:50:53","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T22:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1955"},"modified":"2016-08-23T15:52:34","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T22:52:34","slug":"151030","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/10\/30\/151030\/","title":{"rendered":"151030"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/151030.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>151030<br \/>\nHappy Halloween Eve!<\/p>\n<p>I am a pope, and Jean&#8217;s a nun<br \/>\nBrownie&#8217;s a cop without a gun<br \/>\nRaven&#8217;s a freaking astronaut<br \/>\nLinc isn&#8217;t cool with what he&#8217;s got<br \/>\nWe may not have scary costumes<br \/>\nBut as the kids ride witches brooms<br \/>\nTo our front door to get their treat<br \/>\nOur neighbors must accept defeat<br \/>\nWe have the best house on the block<br \/>\nAnd Charlie Brown still got a rock<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"151030 Happy Halloween Eve! I am a pope, and Jean\\'s a nun Brownie\\'s a cop without a gun Raven\\'s a freaking astronaut Linc isn\\'t cool with what he\\'s got We may not have scary costumes But as the kids ride witches brooms To our front door to get their treat Our neighbors must accept defeat We have the best house on the block And Charlie Brown still got a rock\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>151030 Happy Halloween Eve! I am a pope, and Jean&#8217;s a nun Brownie&#8217;s a cop without a gun Raven&#8217;s a freaking astronaut Linc isn&#8217;t cool with what he&#8217;s got We may not have scary costumes But as the kids ride witches brooms To our front door to get their treat Our neighbors must accept defeat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/10\/30\/151030\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">151030<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,62,39,7,8,21,9],"class_list":["post-1955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-halloween","tag-holidays","tag-jean","tag-linc","tag-pope","tag-raven"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1955"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1956,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955\/revisions\/1956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}