{"id":1932,"date":"2015-10-09T15:32:01","date_gmt":"2015-10-09T22:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1932"},"modified":"2016-08-23T15:34:35","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T22:34:35","slug":"151009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/10\/09\/151009\/","title":{"rendered":"151009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/151009.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>151009<br \/>\nDitty for a doggie &#8211; Brownie Bear<\/p>\n<p>He sits around like he just don&#8217;t care<br \/>\nThat chromatic canine &#8211; Brownie Bear<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll eat your house into disrepair<br \/>\nA cast iron stomach &#8211; Brownie Bear<br \/>\nHis policies are quite laissez faire<br \/>\nThat political pooch &#8211; Brownie Bear<br \/>\nThe backyard&#8217;s covered with his back hair<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s a hirsute hounddog &#8211; Brownie Bear<br \/>\nHe makes the room reek of derri\u00e8re<br \/>\nThat foul-smelling fido &#8211; Brownie Bear<br \/>\nEmpty noggin, at a wall he&#8217;ll stare<br \/>\nThick headed, tail wagger &#8211; Brownie Bear<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"151009 Ditty for a doggie - Brownie Bear He sits around like he just don\\'t care That chromatic canine - Brownie Bear He\\'ll eat your house into disrepair A cast iron stomach - Brownie Bear His policies are quite laissez faire That political pooch - Brownie Bear The backyard\\'s covered with his back hair He\\'s a hirsute hounddog - Brownie Bear He makes the room reek of derri\u00e8re That foul-smelling fido - Brownie Bear Empty noggin, at a wall he\\'ll stare Thick headed, tail wagger - Brownie Bear\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>151009 Ditty for a doggie &#8211; Brownie Bear He sits around like he just don&#8217;t care That chromatic canine &#8211; Brownie Bear He&#8217;ll eat your house into disrepair A cast iron stomach &#8211; Brownie Bear His policies are quite laissez faire That political pooch &#8211; Brownie Bear The backyard&#8217;s covered with his back hair He&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/10\/09\/151009\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">151009<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,13,84,72,16],"class_list":["post-1932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-fart","tag-hair","tag-home","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1932"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1935,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932\/revisions\/1935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}