{"id":1930,"date":"2015-10-07T15:29:47","date_gmt":"2015-10-07T22:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1930"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:32:22","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:32:22","slug":"151007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/10\/07\/151007\/","title":{"rendered":"151007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/151007.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>151007<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure this is an epic fail<\/p>\n<p>The letter person brings us mail<br \/>\nThey also happen to be male<br \/>\nI gather water in my pail<br \/>\nThe color of it is quite pale<br \/>\nI have a boat without a sail<br \/>\nDespite that fact it is for sale<br \/>\nA friend of mine just posted bail<br \/>\nHe hit someone with a hay bale<br \/>\nI got pounded by sleet and hail<br \/>\nWhich made me weak instead of hale<br \/>\nAlthough I do not have a tail<br \/>\nI hope you have enjoyed my tale<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"151007 I\\'m sure this is an epic fail The letter person brings us mail They also happen to be male I gather water in my pail The color of it is quite pale I have a boat without a sail Despite that fact it is for sale A friend of mine just posted bail He hit someone with a hay bale I got pounded by sleet and hail Which made me weak instead of hale Although I do not have a tail I hope you have enjoyed my tale\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>151007 I&#8217;m sure this is an epic fail The letter person brings us mail They also happen to be male I gather water in my pail The color of it is quite pale I have a boat without a sail Despite that fact it is for sale A friend of mine just posted bail He &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/10\/07\/151007\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">151007<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[54,90],"class_list":["post-1930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boats","tag-colors"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1930"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1931,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930\/revisions\/1931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}