{"id":1884,"date":"2015-09-28T12:11:11","date_gmt":"2015-09-28T19:11:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1884"},"modified":"2016-08-23T12:12:19","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T19:12:19","slug":"150928","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/09\/28\/150928\/","title":{"rendered":"150928"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150928.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150928<br \/>\nTry not to hate no worries mate<\/p>\n<p>Worst part of the trip is the travel<br \/>\nIt makes my brain start to unravel<br \/>\nFrom lengthy delays on the tarmac<br \/>\nTo encumbered bags that hurt your back<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t sleep on the plane though I&#8217;m shit faced<br \/>\nAnd then one of our bags is misplaced<br \/>\nThe vacation starts when you get there<br \/>\nBut sitting around makes me lose hair<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150928 Try not to hate no worries mate Worst part of the trip is the travel It makes my brain start to unravel From lengthy delays on the tarmac To encumbered bags that hurt your back Can\\'t sleep on the plane though I\\'m shit faced And then one of our bags is misplaced The vacation starts when you get there But sitting around makes me lose hair\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150928 Try not to hate no worries mate Worst part of the trip is the travel It makes my brain start to unravel From lengthy delays on the tarmac To encumbered bags that hurt your back Can&#8217;t sleep on the plane though I&#8217;m shit faced And then one of our bags is misplaced The vacation &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/09\/28\/150928\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150928<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[84,85,48,41],"class_list":["post-1884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-hair","tag-oz-nz","tag-planes","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1884"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1885,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884\/revisions\/1885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}