{"id":1862,"date":"2015-09-04T11:54:59","date_gmt":"2015-09-04T18:54:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1862"},"modified":"2016-08-23T11:58:37","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T18:58:37","slug":"150904","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/09\/04\/150904\/","title":{"rendered":"150904"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150904.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150904<br \/>\n#2 favorite republican<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no more paper on the roll<br \/>\nBut I still have to clean my hole<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t find any &#8216;neath the sink<br \/>\nThe stench in here it&#8217;s hard to think<br \/>\nI see a rag we never use<br \/>\nThe stain it leaves looks like Ted Cruz<br \/>\nVanilla Glade I freely spray<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;ll sell it on eBay<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150904 #2 favorite republican There\\'s no more paper on the roll But I still have to clean my hole I can\\'t find any \\'neath the sink The stench in here it\\'s hard to think I see a rag we never use The stain it leaves looks like Ted Cruz Vanilla Glade I freely spray I think I\\'ll sell it on eBay\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150904 #2 favorite republican There&#8217;s no more paper on the roll But I still have to clean my hole I can&#8217;t find any &#8216;neath the sink The stench in here it&#8217;s hard to think I see a rag we never use The stain it leaves looks like Ted Cruz Vanilla Glade I freely spray I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/09\/04\/150904\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150904<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,18,16,17,80],"class_list":["post-1862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-celebrities","tag-politics","tag-poo","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1862"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1864,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions\/1864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}