{"id":1855,"date":"2015-08-28T11:45:42","date_gmt":"2015-08-28T18:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1855"},"modified":"2022-01-05T09:02:24","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T17:02:24","slug":"150828","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/08\/28\/150828\/","title":{"rendered":"150828"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150828.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150828<br \/>\nI&#8217;m pretty tea&#8217;d off<\/p>\n<p>Every morning after I pee<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t wait to imbibe my tea<br \/>\nWeekday weekend doesn&#8217;t matter<br \/>\nDrink until it fills my bladder<br \/>\nIf I happen to go without<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be angry and then I&#8217;ll pout<br \/>\nHot, iced, green, black and even chai<br \/>\nI&#8217;m drinking tea until I die<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150828 I\\'m pretty tea\\'d off Every morning after I pee I can\\'t wait to imbibe my tea Weekday weekend doesn\\'t matter Drink until it fills my bladder If I happen to go without I\\'ll be angry and then I\\'ll pout Hot, iced, green, black and even chai I\\'m drinking tea until I die\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150828 I&#8217;m pretty tea&#8217;d off Every morning after I pee I can&#8217;t wait to imbibe my tea Weekday weekend doesn&#8217;t matter Drink until it fills my bladder If I happen to go without I&#8217;ll be angry and then I&#8217;ll pout Hot, iced, green, black and even chai I&#8217;m drinking tea until I die<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,90,130,87],"class_list":["post-1855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-colors","tag-pee","tag-tea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1855"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1855"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1857,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1855\/revisions\/1857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}