{"id":1851,"date":"2015-08-24T11:37:45","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T18:37:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1851"},"modified":"2022-01-05T09:02:35","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T17:02:35","slug":"150824","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/08\/24\/150824\/","title":{"rendered":"150824"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150824.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150824<br \/>\nMy back teeth were floating<\/p>\n<p>My speed machine<br \/>\nFlies through the green<br \/>\nLight goes yellow<br \/>\nCannot mellow<br \/>\nGo straight ahead<br \/>\nRight through the red<br \/>\nHere comes a cop<br \/>\nNot gonna stop<br \/>\nHe cannot see<br \/>\nEmergency<br \/>\nToo much iced tea<br \/>\nI have to pee!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150824 My back teeth were floating My speed machine Flies through the green Light goes yellow Cannot mellow Go straight ahead Right through the red Here comes a cop Not gonna stop He cannot see Emergency Too much iced tea I have to pee!\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150824 My back teeth were floating My speed machine Flies through the green Light goes yellow Cannot mellow Go straight ahead Right through the red Here comes a cop Not gonna stop He cannot see Emergency Too much iced tea I have to pee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,49,90,130,87],"class_list":["post-1851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-automobiles","tag-bathroom","tag-colors","tag-pee","tag-tea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1851"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2466,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions\/2466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}