{"id":185,"date":"2013-03-12T16:45:50","date_gmt":"2013-03-12T23:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=185"},"modified":"2016-07-19T14:14:51","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T21:14:51","slug":"0312","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/03\/12\/0312\/","title":{"rendered":"0312"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/032013\/0312.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0312<br \/>\nUp in smoke<\/p>\n<p>To many it might seem like a joke<br \/>\nBut Catholics are focused on smoke<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a strange way to elect a boss<br \/>\nHow is it done over at Hamas?<br \/>\nWhen the pipe spews out smoke that is black<br \/>\nCook up some pop-corn and just sit back<br \/>\nWhen the voting brings smoke that is white<br \/>\nThat means everything will be all right<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0312 Up in smoke To many it might seem like a joke But Catholics are focused on smoke It\\'s a strange way to elect a boss How is it done over at Hamas? When the pipe spews out smoke that is black Cook up some pop-corn and just sit back When the voting brings smoke that is white That means everything will be all right\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0312 Up in smoke To many it might seem like a joke But Catholics are focused on smoke It&#8217;s a strange way to elect a boss How is it done over at Hamas? When the pipe spews out smoke that is black Cook up some pop-corn and just sit back When the voting brings smoke &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/03\/12\/0312\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0312<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53,21,24],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-food","tag-pope","tag-pot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":517,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions\/517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}