{"id":1847,"date":"2015-08-19T11:34:53","date_gmt":"2015-08-19T18:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1847"},"modified":"2016-08-23T11:35:56","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T18:35:56","slug":"150819","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/08\/19\/150819\/","title":{"rendered":"150819"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150819.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150819<br \/>\nMy anaconda don&#8217;t want none<\/p>\n<p>How do birds whistle when then don&#8217;t have lips?<br \/>\nWhy won&#8217;t wales land walk when they do have hips?<br \/>\nHow do rock lobsters go to sleep on rocks?<br \/>\nWhy don&#8217;t snakes fuck more since they have two cocks?<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150819 My anaconda don\\'t want none How do birds whistle when then don\\'t have lips? Why won\\'t wales land walk when they do have hips? How do rock lobsters go to sleep on rocks? Why don\\'t snakes fuck more since they have two cocks?\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150819 My anaconda don&#8217;t want none How do birds whistle when then don&#8217;t have lips? Why won&#8217;t wales land walk when they do have hips? How do rock lobsters go to sleep on rocks? Why don&#8217;t snakes fuck more since they have two cocks?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51],"class_list":["post-1847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1847"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1848,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847\/revisions\/1848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}