{"id":1845,"date":"2015-08-17T11:33:16","date_gmt":"2015-08-17T18:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1845"},"modified":"2022-01-05T09:02:46","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T17:02:46","slug":"150817","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/08\/17\/150817\/","title":{"rendered":"150817"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150817.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150817<br \/>\nAin&#8217;t I a catch?<\/p>\n<p>My list of fails is still growing<br \/>\nRarely am I easy going<br \/>\nI wash whites and darks together<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been known to wear green pleather<br \/>\nWhen it&#8217;s pee, I neglect flushing<br \/>\nOn weekends, I&#8217;ll skip teeth brushing<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t know when my nails need clipping<br \/>\nI am flawed, but don&#8217;t be tripping<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150817 Ain\\'t I a catch? My list of fails is still growing Rarely am I easy going I wash whites and darks together I\\'ve been known to wear green pleather When it\\'s pee, I neglect flushing On weekends, I\\'ll skip teeth brushing Don\\'t know when my nails need clipping I am flawed, but don\\'t be tripping\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150817 Ain&#8217;t I a catch? My list of fails is still growing Rarely am I easy going I wash whites and darks together I&#8217;ve been known to wear green pleather When it&#8217;s pee, I neglect flushing On weekends, I&#8217;ll skip teeth brushing Don&#8217;t know when my nails need clipping I am flawed, but don&#8217;t be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/08\/17\/150817\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150817<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[90,74,130],"class_list":["post-1845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-colors","tag-crazy","tag-pee"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1846,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions\/1846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}