{"id":1823,"date":"2016-08-19T09:52:21","date_gmt":"2016-08-19T16:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1823"},"modified":"2018-06-11T11:35:41","modified_gmt":"2018-06-11T18:35:41","slug":"160819","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/08\/19\/160819\/","title":{"rendered":"160819"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160819.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160819<br \/>\nThis goblin Poap he ain&#8217;t no dope<\/p>\n<p>Poap is goblin warrior<br \/>\nStabbing foes is not a bore<br \/>\nWhen he cuts, your blood will pour<br \/>\nThen he&#8217;ll do it more, more, more!<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nPoap is hungry &#8217;cause he&#8217;s fat<br \/>\nSo he ate your smelly cat<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re not okay with that<br \/>\nHe will chop your head off &#8211; splat!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160819 This goblin Poap he ain\\'t no dope Poap is goblin warrior Stabbing foes is not a bore When he cuts, your blood will pour Then he\\'ll do it more, more, more! ------------------------------------ Poap is hungry \\'cause he\\'s fat So he ate your smelly cat If you\\'re not okay with that He will chop your head off - splat!\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160819 This goblin Poap he ain&#8217;t no dope Poap is goblin warrior Stabbing foes is not a bore When he cuts, your blood will pour Then he&#8217;ll do it more, more, more! &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Poap is hungry &#8217;cause he&#8217;s fat So he ate your smelly cat If you&#8217;re not okay with that He will chop your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/08\/19\/160819\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160819<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103,31,83],"class_list":["post-1823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-blood","tag-tabletop-games","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1823"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1824,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1823\/revisions\/1824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}