{"id":1818,"date":"2016-08-15T14:39:18","date_gmt":"2016-08-15T21:39:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1818"},"modified":"2020-07-31T15:42:31","modified_gmt":"2020-07-31T22:42:31","slug":"160815","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/08\/15\/160815\/","title":{"rendered":"160815"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160815.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160815<br \/>\nYour meat needs three stripes<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so mad I wrote this letter<br \/>\nBurger King you should know better<br \/>\nI just ate a Whopperrito<br \/>\nWhopper crossed with a burrito<br \/>\nHold the pickles, hold the lettuce<br \/>\nThis creation does upset us<br \/>\nPlease forget these loathsome mergers<br \/>\nYou should stick to grilling burgers<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160815 Your meat needs three stripes I\\'m so mad I wrote this letter Burger King you should know better I just ate a Whopperrito Whopper crossed with a burrito Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce This creation does upset us Please forget these loathsome mergers You should stick to grilling burgers\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160815 Your meat needs three stripes I&#8217;m so mad I wrote this letter Burger King you should know better I just ate a Whopperrito Whopper crossed with a burrito Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce This creation does upset us Please forget these loathsome mergers You should stick to grilling burgers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53,121,79],"class_list":["post-1818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-food","tag-royal","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1818"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1819,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818\/revisions\/1819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}