{"id":1816,"date":"2016-08-12T10:09:26","date_gmt":"2016-08-12T17:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1816"},"modified":"2016-11-07T14:14:15","modified_gmt":"2016-11-07T22:14:15","slug":"160812","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/08\/12\/160812\/","title":{"rendered":"160812"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160812.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160812<br \/>\nHe tells it like it jizz<\/p>\n<p>The Jizztrumpet says he&#8217;s sarcastic<br \/>\nThe lies that he spews are bombastic<br \/>\nA total disgrace<br \/>\nWhen he fails this race<br \/>\nHis fans will take actions quite drastic<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160812 He tells it like it jizz The Jizztrumpet says he\\'s sarcastic The lies that he spews are bombastic A total disgrace When he fails this race His fans will take actions quite drastic\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160812 He tells it like it jizz The Jizztrumpet says he&#8217;s sarcastic The lies that he spews are bombastic A total disgrace When he fails this race His fans will take actions quite drastic<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[18,92,11,16],"class_list":["post-1816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-music","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1816"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1817,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816\/revisions\/1817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}