{"id":1808,"date":"2016-08-05T14:37:42","date_gmt":"2016-08-05T21:37:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1808"},"modified":"2022-01-05T09:01:46","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T17:01:46","slug":"160805","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/08\/05\/160805\/","title":{"rendered":"160805"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160805.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160805<br \/>\nOlympic torch the whole city<\/p>\n<p>Today it starts &#8211; the games of Rio<br \/>\nThe athletes say it smells like pee-oh<br \/>\nIt isn&#8217;t safe, the pipes are leaky<br \/>\nThe hackers are steadfast and sneaky<br \/>\nIf that&#8217;s not all, you might get zika<br \/>\nIf you get cozy with that chica<br \/>\nThe food might give you salmonella<br \/>\nPowerful gangs run the favela<br \/>\nChildren and drugs are what they peddle<br \/>\nAll this to win a shiny medal<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160805 Olympic torch the whole city Today it starts - the games of Rio The athletes say it smells like pee-oh It isn\\'t safe, the pipes are leaky The hackers are steadfast and sneaky If that\\'s not all, you might get zika If you get cozy with that chica The food might give you salmonella Powerful gangs run the favela Children and drugs are what they peddle All this to win a shiny medal\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160805 Olympic torch the whole city Today it starts &#8211; the games of Rio The athletes say it smells like pee-oh It isn&#8217;t safe, the pipes are leaky The hackers are steadfast and sneaky If that&#8217;s not all, you might get zika If you get cozy with that chica The food might give you salmonella &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/08\/05\/160805\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160805<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53,130,17,64,80,86],"class_list":["post-1808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-food","tag-pee","tag-poo","tag-sports","tag-tech","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1809,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions\/1809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}