{"id":1806,"date":"2015-07-29T15:12:05","date_gmt":"2015-07-29T22:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1806"},"modified":"2016-08-04T15:13:21","modified_gmt":"2016-08-04T22:13:21","slug":"150729","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/07\/29\/150729\/","title":{"rendered":"150729"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150729.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150729<br \/>\nKill a lion lose your business seems fair<\/p>\n<p>If you want to kill a lion<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re a dick there&#8217;s no denyin&#8217;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s one thing to shoot a weasel<br \/>\nBut why&#8217;d you go and shoot Cecil?<br \/>\nYou spent a lot to take a life<br \/>\nBetter spent on a battered wife<br \/>\nNow you&#8217;ve given us a reason<br \/>\nTo start dentist hunting season<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150729 Kill a lion lose your business seems fair If you want to kill a lion You\\'re a dick there\\'s no denyin\\' It\\'s one thing to shoot a weasel But why\\'d you go and shoot Cecil? You spent a lot to take a life Better spent on a battered wife Now you\\'ve given us a reason To start dentist hunting season\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150729 Kill a lion lose your business seems fair If you want to kill a lion You&#8217;re a dick there&#8217;s no denyin&#8217; It&#8217;s one thing to shoot a weasel But why&#8217;d you go and shoot Cecil? You spent a lot to take a life Better spent on a battered wife Now you&#8217;ve given us a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/07\/29\/150729\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150729<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,66,60,79,86],"class_list":["post-1806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-dick","tag-guns","tag-signs","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1806"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1806"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1807,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1806\/revisions\/1807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}