{"id":1794,"date":"2015-07-15T14:58:02","date_gmt":"2015-07-15T21:58:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1794"},"modified":"2016-08-04T15:01:03","modified_gmt":"2016-08-04T22:01:03","slug":"150715","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/07\/15\/150715\/","title":{"rendered":"150715"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150715.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150715<br \/>\nPluto blocked NASA on Facebook<\/p>\n<p>NASA we have some questions dammit!<br \/>\nIs or isn&#8217;t Pluto a planet?<br \/>\nThe space probe flyby makes me wonder<br \/>\nIf New Horizons is a blunder<br \/>\nSince Pluto has dwarf planet status<br \/>\nWhy send this costly apparatus?<br \/>\nOnly a downright dirty puto<br \/>\nWould try to catfish poor ol&#8217; Pluto<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150715 Pluto blocked NASA on Facebook NASA we have some questions dammit! Is or isn\\'t Pluto a planet? The space probe flyby makes me wonder If New Horizons is a blunder Since Pluto has dwarf planet status Why send this costly apparatus? Only a downright dirty puto Would try to catfish poor ol\\' Pluto\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150715 Pluto blocked NASA on Facebook NASA we have some questions dammit! Is or isn&#8217;t Pluto a planet? The space probe flyby makes me wonder If New Horizons is a blunder Since Pluto has dwarf planet status Why send this costly apparatus? Only a downright dirty puto Would try to catfish poor ol&#8217; Pluto<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[80],"class_list":["post-1794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1795,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions\/1795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}