{"id":179,"date":"2013-03-09T16:33:04","date_gmt":"2013-03-10T00:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=179"},"modified":"2016-07-19T14:15:56","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T21:15:56","slug":"0309","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/03\/09\/0309\/","title":{"rendered":"0309"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/032013\/0309.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0309<br \/>\nGoT is coming<\/p>\n<p>If you are a Lannister<br \/>\nYou really know your sister<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re like Theon Greyjoy<br \/>\nFriendship is merely a ploy<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re more like Arya Stark<br \/>\nYour bite is worse than your bark<br \/>\nIf you guard on the Night&#8217;s Watch<br \/>\nYou vow not to use your crotch<br \/>\nIf you lose the Game of Thrones<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll end up as rotting bones<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0309 GoT is coming If you are a Lannister You really know your sister If you\\'re like Theon Greyjoy Friendship is merely a ploy If you\\'re more like Arya Stark Your bite is worse than your bark If you guard on the Night\\'s Watch You vow not to use your crotch If you lose the Game of Thrones You\\'ll end up as rotting bones\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0309 GoT is coming If you are a Lannister You really know your sister If you&#8217;re like Theon Greyjoy Friendship is merely a ploy If you&#8217;re more like Arya Stark Your bite is worse than your bark If you guard on the Night&#8217;s Watch You vow not to use your crotch If you lose the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/03\/09\/0309\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0309<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[30,12,83],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-game-of-thrones","tag-tv","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":521,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions\/521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}