{"id":1766,"date":"2015-06-15T14:53:43","date_gmt":"2015-06-15T21:53:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1766"},"modified":"2016-08-03T14:55:49","modified_gmt":"2016-08-03T21:55:49","slug":"150615","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/06\/15\/150615\/","title":{"rendered":"150615"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150615.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150615<br \/>\nTried to sell what wasn&#8217;t his<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not good &#8211; window&#8217;s broke<br \/>\nAsshole drank all my Coke<br \/>\nCrushed my things pretty bad<br \/>\nTook my games &#8211; I&#8217;m so mad<br \/>\nFunny thing &#8211; he got caught<br \/>\nMust have smoked too much pot<br \/>\nHope he&#8217;s shanked in his cell<br \/>\nThen a short trip to hell<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150615 Tried to sell what wasn\\'t his That\\'s not good - window\\'s broke Asshole drank all my Coke Crushed my things pretty bad Took my games - I\\'m so mad Funny thing - he got caught Must have smoked too much pot Hope he\\'s shanked in his cell Then a short trip to hell\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150615 Tried to sell what wasn&#8217;t his That&#8217;s not good &#8211; window&#8217;s broke Asshole drank all my Coke Crushed my things pretty bad Took my games &#8211; I&#8217;m so mad Funny thing &#8211; he got caught Must have smoked too much pot Hope he&#8217;s shanked in his cell Then a short trip to hell<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[24,31],"class_list":["post-1766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-pot","tag-tabletop-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1766"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1766"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1767,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1766\/revisions\/1767"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}