{"id":1762,"date":"2015-06-10T14:50:53","date_gmt":"2015-06-10T21:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1762"},"modified":"2016-08-03T14:52:17","modified_gmt":"2016-08-03T21:52:17","slug":"150610","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/06\/10\/150610\/","title":{"rendered":"150610"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150610.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150610<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s why I wear a hat<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure humidity<br \/>\nIncreases the stupidity<br \/>\nThe way that people talk and act<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d think they all were smoking crack<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s only moisture in the air<br \/>\nThe most it does is fuck up hair<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150610 That\\'s why I wear a hat I\\'m pretty sure humidity Increases the stupidity The way that people talk and act You\\'d think they all were smoking crack It\\'s only moisture in the air The most it does is fuck up hair\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150610 That&#8217;s why I wear a hat I&#8217;m pretty sure humidity Increases the stupidity The way that people talk and act You&#8217;d think they all were smoking crack It&#8217;s only moisture in the air The most it does is fuck up hair<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[84,12,50],"class_list":["post-1762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-hair","tag-tv","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1762"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1763,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762\/revisions\/1763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}