{"id":1726,"date":"2015-05-29T11:55:49","date_gmt":"2015-05-29T18:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1726"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:52:57","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:52:57","slug":"150529","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/05\/29\/150529\/","title":{"rendered":"150529"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150529.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150529<br \/>\nCA is to the left of TX<\/p>\n<p>Too much rain in the Midwest<br \/>\nPoor Texans can get no rest<br \/>\nCalifornia has no rain<br \/>\nThis long drought is such a pain<br \/>\nIf that rain could come out west<br \/>\nWe would all be far less stressed<br \/>\nScientists could find a way<br \/>\nTexans want to kneel and pray<br \/>\nThey could pray with all their might<br \/>\nBut they&#8217;re too far to the right<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150529 CA is to the left of TX Too much rain in the Midwest Poor Texans can get no rest California has no rain This long drought is such a pain If that rain could come out west We would all be far less stressed Scientists could find a way Texans want to kneel and pray They could pray with all their might But they\\'re too far to the right\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150529 CA is to the left of TX Too much rain in the Midwest Poor Texans can get no rest California has no rain This long drought is such a pain If that rain could come out west We would all be far less stressed Scientists could find a way Texans want to kneel and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/05\/29\/150529\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150529<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[95,50],"class_list":["post-1726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-pain","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1727,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions\/1727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}