{"id":1718,"date":"2015-05-20T11:48:27","date_gmt":"2015-05-20T18:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1718"},"modified":"2016-07-19T11:49:56","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T18:49:56","slug":"150520","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/05\/20\/150520\/","title":{"rendered":"150520"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150520.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150520<br \/>\nTop 10 reasons we&#8217;re sad<\/p>\n<p>10. No more lists that go to ten<br \/>\n9. No more Regis on again<br \/>\n8. No more banter with ol&#8217; Paul<br \/>\n7. No more velcro on the wall<br \/>\n6. No more reading viewer mail<br \/>\n5. No more Paris out of jail<br \/>\n4. No more stupid human tricks<br \/>\n3. No more flipping cards like bricks<br \/>\n2. No more will I stay up late<br \/>\n1. Goodbye Dave, you&#8217;re more than great!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150520 Top 10 reasons we\\'re sad 10. No more lists that go to ten 9. No more Regis on again 8. No more banter with ol\\' Paul 7. No more velcro on the wall 6. No more reading viewer mail 5. No more Paris out of jail 4. No more stupid human tricks 3. No more flipping cards like bricks 2. No more will I stay up late 1. Goodbye Dave, you\\'re more than great!\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150520 Top 10 reasons we&#8217;re sad 10. No more lists that go to ten 9. No more Regis on again 8. No more banter with ol&#8217; Paul 7. No more velcro on the wall 6. No more reading viewer mail 5. No more Paris out of jail 4. No more stupid human tricks 3. No &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/05\/20\/150520\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150520<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,12],"class_list":["post-1718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1719,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718\/revisions\/1719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}