{"id":1695,"date":"2015-04-27T11:25:24","date_gmt":"2015-04-27T18:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1695"},"modified":"2016-07-19T11:26:42","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T18:26:42","slug":"150427","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/04\/27\/150427\/","title":{"rendered":"150427"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150427.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150427<br \/>\nDoes my life make you jelli?<\/p>\n<p>While eating toast and jelly<br \/>\nI got from a new deli<br \/>\nI turn on our old telly<br \/>\nAnd watch Michael and Kelly<br \/>\nThen noises in my belly<br \/>\nSqueak out and are real smelly<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150427 Does my life make you jelli? While eating toast and jelly I got from a new deli I turn on our old telly And watch Michael and Kelly Then noises in my belly Squeak out and are real smelly\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150427 Does my life make you jelli? While eating toast and jelly I got from a new deli I turn on our old telly And watch Michael and Kelly Then noises in my belly Squeak out and are real smelly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,53,12],"class_list":["post-1695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-fart","tag-food","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1696,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695\/revisions\/1696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}