{"id":1676,"date":"2015-04-08T10:54:58","date_gmt":"2015-04-08T17:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1676"},"modified":"2016-07-19T10:57:25","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T17:57:25","slug":"150408","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/04\/08\/150408\/","title":{"rendered":"150408"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150408.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150408<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t mess with Brownie<\/p>\n<p>Took the dogs out for a walk<br \/>\nDidn&#8217;t get around the block<br \/>\nStupid dogs a few doors down<br \/>\nCharged at Brownie &#8211; made him frown<br \/>\nSo he opened up his maw<br \/>\nAnd he smacked them with his paw<br \/>\nSent them off with one last growl<br \/>\nRaven joined in with a howl<br \/>\nTomorrow we&#8217;ll try once more<br \/>\nHope their parents lock the door<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150408 Don\\'t mess with Brownie Took the dogs out for a walk Didn\\'t get around the block Stupid dogs a few doors down Charged at Brownie - made him frown So he opened up his maw And he smacked them with his paw Sent them off with one last growl Raven joined in with a howl Tomorrow we\\'ll try once more Hope their parents lock the door\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150408 Don&#8217;t mess with Brownie Took the dogs out for a walk Didn&#8217;t get around the block Stupid dogs a few doors down Charged at Brownie &#8211; made him frown So he opened up his maw And he smacked them with his paw Sent them off with one last growl Raven joined in with a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/04\/08\/150408\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150408<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,9,57],"class_list":["post-1676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-raven","tag-weight-loss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1677,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676\/revisions\/1677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}