{"id":1674,"date":"2015-04-06T10:53:35","date_gmt":"2015-04-06T17:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1674"},"modified":"2016-07-19T10:54:46","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T17:54:46","slug":"150406","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/04\/06\/150406\/","title":{"rendered":"150406"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150406.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150406<br \/>\nNo train no gain<\/p>\n<p>Brownie likes to chew on stuff<br \/>\nBut we feel he&#8217;s chewed enough<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll distract him with a bone<br \/>\nSo he won&#8217;t destroy my phone<br \/>\nWhen I put away my shoe<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll have one less thing to chew<br \/>\nWhen I put away my socks<br \/>\nHe may start to chew on rocks<br \/>\nIf he doesn&#8217;t chew our sheets<br \/>\nHe will get a walk and treats<br \/>\nIf we train him to obey<br \/>\nHe will get a walk each day<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150406 No train no gain Brownie likes to chew on stuff But we feel he\\'s chewed enough I\\'ll distract him with a bone So he won\\'t destroy my phone When I put away my shoe He\\'ll have one less thing to chew When I put away my socks He may start to chew on rocks If he doesn\\'t chew our sheets He will get a walk and treats If we train him to obey He will get a walk each day\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150406 No train no gain Brownie likes to chew on stuff But we feel he&#8217;s chewed enough I&#8217;ll distract him with a bone So he won&#8217;t destroy my phone When I put away my shoe He&#8217;ll have one less thing to chew When I put away my socks He may start to chew on rocks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/04\/06\/150406\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150406<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,57],"class_list":["post-1674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-weight-loss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1675,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions\/1675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}