{"id":1671,"date":"2015-04-03T10:49:23","date_gmt":"2015-04-03T17:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1671"},"modified":"2016-07-19T10:56:19","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T17:56:19","slug":"150403","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/04\/03\/150403\/","title":{"rendered":"150403"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150403.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150403<br \/>\nOr I&#8217;d be rhyming about roosters<\/p>\n<p>I might have a writer&#8217;s block<br \/>\nI could have a writer&#8217;s smock<br \/>\nI do have a writer&#8217;s walk<br \/>\nI opened a writer&#8217;s lock<br \/>\nAnd this might come as a shock<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t have a writer&#8217;s cock<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150403 Or I\\'d be rhyming about roosters I might have a writer\\'s block I could have a writer\\'s smock I do have a writer\\'s walk I opened a writer\\'s lock And this might come as a shock I don\\'t have a writer\\'s cock\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150403 Or I&#8217;d be rhyming about roosters I might have a writer&#8217;s block I could have a writer&#8217;s smock I do have a writer&#8217;s walk I opened a writer&#8217;s lock And this might come as a shock I don&#8217;t have a writer&#8217;s cock<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[66,81,57],"class_list":["post-1671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-dick","tag-rhymes","tag-weight-loss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1673,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions\/1673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}