{"id":1669,"date":"2015-04-01T10:42:48","date_gmt":"2015-04-01T17:42:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1669"},"modified":"2016-07-19T10:50:50","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T17:50:50","slug":"150401","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/04\/01\/150401\/","title":{"rendered":"150401"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150401.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150401<br \/>\nA hot foot is a cold caper<\/p>\n<p>Here are some rules<br \/>\nFor April Fools<br \/>\nKnow who to jape<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t scare an ape<br \/>\nKnow what to joke<br \/>\nNo death or stroke<br \/>\nKnow where to prank<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t kid a bank<br \/>\nKnow why to fool<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t be a tool<br \/>\nKnow how to trick<br \/>\nMaster the slick<br \/>\nKnow when to jest<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll be the best<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150401 A hot foot is a cold caper Here are some rules For April Fools Know who to jape Don\\'t scare an ape Know what to joke No death or stroke Know where to prank Don\\'t kid a bank Know why to fool Don\\'t be a tool Know how to trick Master the slick Know when to jest You\\'ll be the best\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150401 A hot foot is a cold caper Here are some rules For April Fools Know who to jape Don&#8217;t scare an ape Know what to joke No death or stroke Know where to prank Don&#8217;t kid a bank Know why to fool Don&#8217;t be a tool Know how to trick Master the slick Know &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/04\/01\/150401\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150401<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,39],"class_list":["post-1669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1669"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1672,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669\/revisions\/1672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}