{"id":1657,"date":"2016-07-13T15:45:48","date_gmt":"2016-07-13T22:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1657"},"modified":"2016-07-13T15:45:48","modified_gmt":"2016-07-13T22:45:48","slug":"160713","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/07\/13\/160713\/","title":{"rendered":"160713"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160713.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160713<br \/>\nPokemon d&#8217;oh!<\/p>\n<p>I will not play Pokemon Go<br \/>\nI never watched that stupid show<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t need games to walk outside<br \/>\nInto brick wall I won&#8217;t collide<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s free to play? I&#8217;ll get the app<br \/>\nNo doubt it sucks, I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s crap<br \/>\nI caught Squirtle, he&#8217;s pretty cute<br \/>\nI want some more, so off I scoot<br \/>\nAround the corner comes a truck<br \/>\nI level up, and &#8220;HOLY &#8212;&#8221;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160713 Pokemon d\\'oh! I will not play Pokemon Go I never watched that stupid show I don\\'t need games to walk outside Into brick wall I won\\'t collide It\\'s free to play? I\\'ll get the app No doubt it sucks, I\\'m sure it\\'s crap I caught Squirtle, he\\'s pretty cute I want some more, so off I scoot Around the corner comes a truck I level up, and \\\"HOLY ---\\\"\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160713 Pokemon d&#8217;oh! I will not play Pokemon Go I never watched that stupid show I don&#8217;t need games to walk outside Into brick wall I won&#8217;t collide It&#8217;s free to play? I&#8217;ll get the app No doubt it sucks, I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s crap I caught Squirtle, he&#8217;s pretty cute I want some more, so &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/07\/13\/160713\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160713<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,80,12,57],"class_list":["post-1657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-automobiles","tag-tech","tag-tv","tag-weight-loss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1658,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1657\/revisions\/1658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}