{"id":1643,"date":"2015-03-30T10:54:38","date_gmt":"2015-03-30T17:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1643"},"modified":"2016-07-12T10:56:08","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T17:56:08","slug":"150330","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/03\/30\/150330\/","title":{"rendered":"150330"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150330.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150330<br \/>\nI ain&#8217;t goin&#8217; anywhere tbh<\/p>\n<p>I ain&#8217;t goin&#8217; to Havana<br \/>\nUnless I&#8217;m wearing armor plate<br \/>\nI ain&#8217;t goin&#8217; to Montana<br \/>\nI&#8217;d rather sun burn in Kuwait<br \/>\nI ain&#8217;t goin&#8217; to Savannah<br \/>\nI&#8217;d sooner avoid the whole state<br \/>\nI&#8217;m skipping Louisiana<br \/>\nUnless I need to urinate<br \/>\nNot goin&#8217; to Indiana<br \/>\nThey need to learn to tolerate<br \/>\nThey are not Americana<br \/>\nUnless you think it&#8217;s good to hate<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150330 I ain\\'t goin\\' anywhere tbh I ain\\'t goin\\' to Havana Unless I\\'m wearing armor plate I ain\\'t goin\\' to Montana I\\'d rather sun burn in Kuwait I ain\\'t goin\\' to Savannah I\\'d sooner avoid the whole state I\\'m skipping Louisiana Unless I need to urinate Not goin\\' to Indiana They need to learn to tolerate They are not Americana Unless you think it\\'s good to hate\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150330 I ain&#8217;t goin&#8217; anywhere tbh I ain&#8217;t goin&#8217; to Havana Unless I&#8217;m wearing armor plate I ain&#8217;t goin&#8217; to Montana I&#8217;d rather sun burn in Kuwait I ain&#8217;t goin&#8217; to Savannah I&#8217;d sooner avoid the whole state I&#8217;m skipping Louisiana Unless I need to urinate Not goin&#8217; to Indiana They need to learn to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/03\/30\/150330\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150330<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[42,75,16,79],"class_list":["post-1643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-lgbt","tag-news","tag-politics","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1643"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1644,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions\/1644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}