{"id":1637,"date":"2015-03-23T10:50:38","date_gmt":"2015-03-23T17:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1637"},"modified":"2016-07-12T10:51:55","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T17:51:55","slug":"150323","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/03\/23\/150323\/","title":{"rendered":"150323"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150323.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150323<br \/>\nI am sooo chip faced<\/p>\n<p>The bag of chips has a face<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a nacho cheese disgrace<br \/>\nThe brain child of a nut case<br \/>\nHead is full of empty space<br \/>\nEasy target for your mace<br \/>\nAn image you can&#8217;t erase<br \/>\nWorst thing in the human race<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150323 I am sooo chip faced The bag of chips has a face It\\'s a nacho cheese disgrace The brain child of a nut case Head is full of empty space Easy target for your mace An image you can\\'t erase Worst thing in the human race\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150323 I am sooo chip faced The bag of chips has a face It&#8217;s a nacho cheese disgrace The brain child of a nut case Head is full of empty space Easy target for your mace An image you can&#8217;t erase Worst thing in the human race<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[74,53],"class_list":["post-1637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-crazy","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1637"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1638,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637\/revisions\/1638"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}