{"id":1631,"date":"2015-03-18T10:44:34","date_gmt":"2015-03-18T17:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1631"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:17:14","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:17:14","slug":"150318","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/03\/18\/150318\/","title":{"rendered":"150318"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150318.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150318<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t be misled there&#8217;s always bed<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ll just go back to bed<br \/>\nWind blew the hat off of my head<br \/>\nMy jeans don&#8217;t fit &#8217;cause I&#8217;m too fat<br \/>\nMy only friend&#8217;s a one-eyed cat<br \/>\nI found a bug in my sandwich<br \/>\nI drove my car into a ditch<br \/>\nI owe way more than I can pay<br \/>\nI got shit on by a blue jay<br \/>\nMy job is slowly killing me<br \/>\nIt sometimes hurts when I go pee<br \/>\nMy doctor says I&#8217;ll soon be dead<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;ll just go back to bed<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150318 Don\\'t be misled there\\'s always bed I think I\\'ll just go back to bed Wind blew the hat off of my head My jeans don\\'t fit \\'cause I\\'m too fat My only friend\\'s a one-eyed cat I found a bug in my sandwich I drove my car into a ditch I owe way more than I can pay I got shit on by a blue jay My job is slowly killing me It sometimes hurts when I go pee My doctor says I\\'ll soon be dead I think I\\'ll just go back to bed\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150318 Don&#8217;t be misled there&#8217;s always bed I think I&#8217;ll just go back to bed Wind blew the hat off of my head My jeans don&#8217;t fit &#8217;cause I&#8217;m too fat My only friend&#8217;s a one-eyed cat I found a bug in my sandwich I drove my car into a ditch I owe way more &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/03\/18\/150318\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">150318<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,45,46,90,74,50,15],"class_list":["post-1631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-automobiles","tag-bed","tag-colors","tag-crazy","tag-weather","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1631"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1632,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions\/1632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}