{"id":1629,"date":"2015-03-16T10:43:21","date_gmt":"2015-03-16T17:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1629"},"modified":"2016-07-12T10:44:20","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T17:44:20","slug":"150316","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/03\/16\/150316\/","title":{"rendered":"150316"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150316.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150316<br \/>\nYa gotta love yourself<\/p>\n<p>Put your hand<br \/>\nOn your gland<br \/>\nStretch it like a rubber band<br \/>\nWhen it&#8217;s out<br \/>\nGive a shout<br \/>\nGot to shake it all about<br \/>\nNow you&#8217;re done<br \/>\nWith your fun<br \/>\nPut away that flaccid gun<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150316 Ya gotta love yourself Put your hand On your gland Stretch it like a rubber band When it\\'s out Give a shout Got to shake it all about Now you\\'re done With your fun Put away that flaccid gun\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150316 Ya gotta love yourself Put your hand On your gland Stretch it like a rubber band When it&#8217;s out Give a shout Got to shake it all about Now you&#8217;re done With your fun Put away that flaccid gun<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[66],"class_list":["post-1629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-dick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1629"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1630,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629\/revisions\/1630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}