{"id":1627,"date":"2015-03-13T10:09:10","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T17:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=1627"},"modified":"2016-07-12T11:03:38","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T18:03:38","slug":"150313","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2015\/03\/13\/150313\/","title":{"rendered":"150313"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2015\/150313.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>150313<br \/>\nSQL can suck it!<\/p>\n<p>Dead end, dead end, dead end, dead end<br \/>\nNo matter how much time I spend<br \/>\nI just can&#8217;t find a way to mend<br \/>\nThis broken web site for a friend<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;ve gone around the bend<br \/>\nDead end, dead end, dead end, dead end<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"150313 SQL can suck it! Dead end, dead end, dead end, dead end No matter how much time I spend I just can\\'t find a way to mend This broken web site for a friend I think I\\'ve gone around the bend Dead end, dead end, dead end, dead end\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>150313 SQL can suck it! Dead end, dead end, dead end, dead end No matter how much time I spend I just can&#8217;t find a way to mend This broken web site for a friend I think I&#8217;ve gone around the bend Dead end, dead end, dead end, dead end<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[80,15],"class_list":["post-1627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-tech","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1627"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1628,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627\/revisions\/1628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}